A mock underwear ad from the Snake Oil people:
(I came across this first in the January 2011 Funny Times.) The funky – fresh cline is a nice touch.
And now the underwear worn by the first family (Adam, Eve, Cain, and Abel, from right to left) in anticipation of Christmas:
(From the Awkward Family Photos site, which Chris Ambidge pointed me to.) Chris comments:
I’m amused at how mama/Eve carefully has her feet in fourth position. I’m wondering how many months in therapy this photo caused Cain and Abel.
The photo was taken well before the boys grew up and Cain killed Abel. Happier times in post-Edenic SantaLand.
I’m wondering if the Stanes people make fig leaves with the Freshness Indicator.