Tomorrow is Bastille Day, and I spent a little time looking for images of hunky men wrapped in the Tricolor, like the images of such men wrapped in the Union Jack or the Stars and Stripes or the Maple Leaf (see here). So far nothing especially racy, but there are some symbolic photos.
First, the flag, blue, white, and red:
Then a woman with patriotic face paint:
And a French rugby fan, wrapped up in the flag: