(Vanishingly little about language in this one.)
BuzzFeed Sports continues to use the Olympics for soft-core porn. This time it’s two postings by Matt Bellassai (yes, that is his name) appreciating the bodies of male athletes at the games.
First, there’s a hymn to diver Matthew Mitcham:
Matthew Mitcham Is The Most Adorable Olympian Ever
The openly-gay, Beyonce-singing Australian diver is everything an adorable, hot Olympian should be. And more.
Mitcham, stunningly, in mid-dive:
There are lots of photos of Mitcham looking adorable or sexy or both, but this one shows why he’s competing in the Olympics.
Then, we have a huge collection of photos (still and looped video) of athletic male buns:
Olympic Booty Appreciation
British butts, Aussie butts, big butts, small butts. This is what the Olympics are all about.
One example, featuring American gymnast Danell Leyva: